They made fish complicated
The Creature from the Black Lagoon is defeated by a simple pair of chopsticks.
Siren song on the AM station
A poor siren just wants to listen to NPR in peace, but sailors keep coming by and rudely interrupting by crashing their ships.
Nosferatu disappoints the vampire purists
That awkward moment when your untrimmed nails reveal your taste in literature.
Page Twenty-Two
A niche market, to be sure, but it's a terrifying bestseller.
Witch en Vogue
When you have to cast spells for your day job but are low-key looking for that Dior contract.
The Mistress and Fluffy
In the 16th century, it was very popular to pose with your pets for portraits.
The Higher the Hair, the Closer to a Modern Prometheus.
By mistakenly using dry shampoo instead of hairspray, the Bride accidentally created her signature ‘do